CRAIGTIMUS PRIME

It has come to my attention that several authors on this blog (and James Cameron) have entrusted me with a transformers name of Craigator2000. Although this name is wonderful, it reminds be a lot of the word alligator. Now an alligator is the fiercest animal in the animal kingdom. Ensnaring is prey in its DEATH GRIP JAWS OF DEATH the alligator rolls its victims until death ensues. Although I have tried to take down several elephants and giraffes in swamps, never have I been successful. So I pose to you the name CRAIGTIMUS PRIME. A name with James Cameron conceived himself. He appeared to me in a puff of titanic smoke and terminator blue lightning and exclaimed to me, “BY THE POWER INVESTED IN MY EQUITY I HAVE ENVISIONED THE NAME CRAIGTIMUS PRIME FOR YOU. EITHER THAT OR CRAIG-O-BOT 2000!” Indeed he is a powerful man.

The Alligator shows no mercy

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