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Mind drifts.

Posted in Elen, Intelligent Thoughts, Random Treasures, Work Thoughts with tags , , , on February 16, 2010 by Elekon
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Elekon

I work at a well known grocery store and sometimes during my mundane days of stacking produce, my mind drifts to the things around me.

I present you with my work thoughts:

When I’m unloading a box of apples onto a display about 97% of every box is composed of properly shaped and coloured apples.  When I come upon a spotted, imperfect apple and have to throw it out, I feel bad like I am ostracizing the kid with bad acne in high school.

When I unload a broccoli crown box and set it on the counter, all the top green tree-like parts are sticking up and I feel like I’m looming over a forest like a giant.  Also, I feel that if I were to pick up a broccoli and up root a tree I could see the magical beasts that dwell in the forest as they run around and frolic.

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Hehe

Posted in Elen, Picture, Random Treasures with tags , , , on January 15, 2010 by Elekon

hehe, well of course

Hehe, for serious.

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MS Paint Friday :D

Posted in Joe, MS Paint, Random Treasures with tags , , , , on January 15, 2010 by Joe

Joe-Tron

Well here’s my submission to MS Paint Friday!  Slime monster vomiting……. MORE SLIME!

The Pink Floyd Experience!

Posted in Joe, Live Music, Random Treasures with tags , on January 8, 2010 by Joe

Joe-Tron

The Pink Floyd Experience is amazing. Side Thought – Do Bald Men aspire to be David Gilmour because they are bald? Or do they become bald by aspiring to be David Gilmour? This is my thoughts as we take a break from the performance. This is Joe-Tron reporting live from The Pink Floyd Experience. Ps craig is a douche.

Elen-isms

Posted in Definitions, Elen, Random Treasures with tags , , , , , , , on December 11, 2009 by Elekon
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Elekon

The simplest emotions broken down in a onomatopoeic form:

Happiness: Blee! [ie. “I love Christmas! Bleeeee!]

Sadness: Blooo.. [ie. “No one loves me, I had to buy my own birthday cake. Bloo.”]

Discontent: Blyy..! [ie. “My bed is cold.. blyy.”]

Anger: Boo! [ie. “Boo urns!”]

Disregarding/Dismissing: Pshhhh… [ie. “Pshhh, yeah right you’re working on a blog post…”]

Propelling.

Posted in Altered Thoughts, Elen, Random Treasures with tags , , , , on December 11, 2009 by Elekon
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Elekon

I was walking to school one lovely fall morning and I started to think: when we walk, all we are doing is propelling our bodies forward in a very complicated manor. It was mind blowing to think such a thing.  Walking, a simple day to day activity being complicated? Except that is is.  We push ourselves (propel) forward with the ball of our foot as we balance our bodies upright.  We move ridiculously.

Also, cars are magnificent creations.

🙂 ❤

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p.s. Joe, here you go.  I posted now you can’t complain at me anymore.

Sasktel Bent Me Over…

Posted in Joe, Random Treasures with tags , , on November 17, 2009 by Joe

Joe-Tron

Well I opened my Sasktel bill today…boy was that cool! Data overage is relentless and basically I hate Sasktel right now.  So filled with hatred, I crafted these 3 sequential pictures. Enjoy.