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Is any one of your friends the Dark Lord Sauron?!

Posted in Craig with tags , on March 22, 2010 by Craigtimus Prime

Since there is a lot of confusion out there as to who really is The Dark Lord Sauron I’ve decided to create a five question multiple choice quiz that I believe is fool-proof. If you suspect any of your friends of being Dark Lord Sauron just have them fill out this questionnaire and return it to you.

1. Which of the following phrases best describes you?

a) I like to help others Succeed through encouragement and positive feed back
b) I like to be the best that I can be in all my endeavours
c) I like the general public and am a people person
d) I like to forge dark rings of power

2. If you could live anywhere in the world would you?

a) Live in a tropic paradise
b) Live in a quaint country cottage
c) Live in a huge mansion in the city
d) Live in the towering fortress of Barad-dûr among the black lands of Mordor

3. What would be your ideal date?

a) Long walk on a moon lit beach
b) A picnic in the park on a sunny day
c) Dinner with a movie afterwards
d) Finding and destroying the sons of Isildur

4. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one of the following, which would you prefer?

a) Matches/Lighter
b) Working Flare gun
c) Riverboat Raft
d) The One Ring to rule them all

5. Have you ever been known to…

a) Sing in the shower
b) Use your cell phone while driving
c) Laugh in church
d) Breed immense armies of orcs in an effort to destroy the world of men

If any of your friends answers d to one or more of the previous questions they may in fact be the Dark Lord Sauron.

The Dark Lord himself. He has many forms.

Ms Paint Fridays!

Posted in Craig, MS Paint with tags , on January 30, 2010 by Craigtimus Prime

Well here it is a day late. Enjoy.

CRAIGTIMUS PRIME

Posted in Craig, Intelligent Thoughts with tags , , , , on January 21, 2010 by Craigtimus Prime

It has come to my attention that several authors on this blog (and James Cameron) have entrusted me with a transformers name of Craigator2000. Although this name is wonderful, it reminds be a lot of the word alligator. Now an alligator is the fiercest animal in the animal kingdom. Ensnaring is prey in its DEATH GRIP JAWS OF DEATH the alligator rolls its victims until death ensues. Although I have tried to take down several elephants and giraffes in swamps, never have I been successful. So I pose to you the name CRAIGTIMUS PRIME. A name with James Cameron conceived himself. He appeared to me in a puff of titanic smoke and terminator blue lightning and exclaimed to me, “BY THE POWER INVESTED IN MY EQUITY I HAVE ENVISIONED THE NAME CRAIGTIMUS PRIME FOR YOU. EITHER THAT OR CRAIG-O-BOT 2000!” Indeed he is a powerful man.

The Alligator shows no mercy