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CRAIGTIMUS PRIME

Posted in Craig, Intelligent Thoughts with tags , , , , on January 21, 2010 by Craigtimus Prime

It has come to my attention that several authors on this blog (and James Cameron) have entrusted me with a transformers name of Craigator2000. Although this name is wonderful, it reminds be a lot of the word alligator. Now an alligator is the fiercest animal in the animal kingdom. Ensnaring is prey in its DEATH GRIP JAWS OF DEATH the alligator rolls its victims until death ensues. Although I have tried to take down several elephants and giraffes in swamps, never have I been successful. So I pose to you the name CRAIGTIMUS PRIME. A name with James Cameron conceived himself. He appeared to me in a puff of titanic smoke and terminator blue lightning and exclaimed to me, “BY THE POWER INVESTED IN MY EQUITY I HAVE ENVISIONED THE NAME CRAIGTIMUS PRIME FOR YOU. EITHER THAT OR CRAIG-O-BOT 2000!” Indeed he is a powerful man.

The Alligator shows no mercy

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King James Cameron’s Proclaimation

Posted in Altered Thoughts, Craig, Elen, Intelligent Thoughts, Joe, Storytime with tags , , , , , , , , on January 21, 2010 by Elekon
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Elekon

Joe-Tron

We have decided that we are going to refer to Craig as Craig2000.  Actually, you know what, it’s going to be Craigator2000!  This is an official proclaimation from the King James Cameron, for he has been the only one to obtain unobtainium… the hardtogetium… the elusivinium… the boardwalkium… the charizardpokemoncardium. Well, you know it.

Lets us explain to you why the King James Cameron has decided to proclaim Craig to be Craigator2000.

It was a calm Sunday afternoon.  The sun was bright but there were some folks inside an apartment looking at computers.

“Join our blog,” said Joe to Craig.

“Sure,” said Craig back to Joe.

So it was settled that Craig would become apart of the team.

The next day Joe set up Craig an account on WordPress.  It was a time of celebration.

Shortly, three or four days later, Craig finally registered his account.  It was another time of celebration.  For you see, our wolf pack had grown by one.

Deep into the night Craig toiled and feverishly crafted his first blog posts.  Little did he know he did not tag nor categorize his post.

“Bah!” he said to such things and with a click of his finger he posted.

Now the story turns down a bleak path.

“You know Craig, we didn’t discuss this earlier, but you need a transformer name to really be a part of the blog.  This will be your final step to obtain the elightenment,” said Joe to Craig.

“Oh,” said Craig.

“Yes. Elekon and I were thinking that you should be Craig2000, you know because you like 2000 so much,” said Joe.

“Oh,” said Craig.

“Yeah, it sounds cool,” said Joe.

“Well you see, I was thinking for along the lines of Craig-tron,” said Craig.

This was the end of that conversation.

The next day Joe attended a Royal Feast with King James Cameron.  They dined on ale and swine.

King James Cameron has a mightly god voice this causes him to whisper into Joe’s ear.

“Yes sire!” exclaimed Joe.

And the meal ended.

And that is how Craig got the name Craigator2000.

-Transcribed from the Oral Tradition by Joe-Tron and Elekon.