Is any one of your friends the Dark Lord Sauron?!

Since there is a lot of confusion out there as to who really is The Dark Lord Sauron I’ve decided to create a five question multiple choice quiz that I believe is fool-proof. If you suspect any of your friends of being Dark Lord Sauron just have them fill out this questionnaire and return it to you.

1. Which of the following phrases best describes you?

a) I like to help others Succeed through encouragement and positive feed back
b) I like to be the best that I can be in all my endeavours
c) I like the general public and am a people person
d) I like to forge dark rings of power

2. If you could live anywhere in the world would you?

a) Live in a tropic paradise
b) Live in a quaint country cottage
c) Live in a huge mansion in the city
d) Live in the towering fortress of Barad-dûr among the black lands of Mordor

3. What would be your ideal date?

a) Long walk on a moon lit beach
b) A picnic in the park on a sunny day
c) Dinner with a movie afterwards
d) Finding and destroying the sons of Isildur

4. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one of the following, which would you prefer?

a) Matches/Lighter
b) Working Flare gun
c) Riverboat Raft
d) The One Ring to rule them all

5. Have you ever been known to…

a) Sing in the shower
b) Use your cell phone while driving
c) Laugh in church
d) Breed immense armies of orcs in an effort to destroy the world of men

If any of your friends answers d to one or more of the previous questions they may in fact be the Dark Lord Sauron.

The Dark Lord himself. He has many forms.

Whoo-rah!

Elekon

I’m keeping it alive!

Whoooo rah!

Mind drifts.

Elekon

I work at a well known grocery store and sometimes during my mundane days of stacking produce, my mind drifts to the things around me.

I present you with my work thoughts:

When I’m unloading a box of apples onto a display about 97% of every box is composed of properly shaped and coloured apples.  When I come upon a spotted, imperfect apple and have to throw it out, I feel bad like I am ostracizing the kid with bad acne in high school.

When I unload a broccoli crown box and set it on the counter, all the top green tree-like parts are sticking up and I feel like I’m looming over a forest like a giant.  Also, I feel that if I were to pick up a broccoli and up root a tree I could see the magical beasts that dwell in the forest as they run around and frolic.

Ms Paint Fridays!

Well here it is a day late. Enjoy.

MS Paint Friday!!

Joe-Tron

Well here it is..this was a quick one done with my tablet….its not that exciting but here it is.

CRAIGTIMUS PRIME

It has come to my attention that several authors on this blog (and James Cameron) have entrusted me with a transformers name of Craigator2000. Although this name is wonderful, it reminds be a lot of the word alligator. Now an alligator is the fiercest animal in the animal kingdom. Ensnaring is prey in its DEATH GRIP JAWS OF DEATH the alligator rolls its victims until death ensues. Although I have tried to take down several elephants and giraffes in swamps, never have I been successful. So I pose to you the name CRAIGTIMUS PRIME. A name with James Cameron conceived himself. He appeared to me in a puff of titanic smoke and terminator blue lightning and exclaimed to me, “BY THE POWER INVESTED IN MY EQUITY I HAVE ENVISIONED THE NAME CRAIGTIMUS PRIME FOR YOU. EITHER THAT OR CRAIG-O-BOT 2000!” Indeed he is a powerful man.

The Alligator shows no mercy

King James Cameron’s Proclaimation

Elekon

Joe-Tron

We have decided that we are going to refer to Craig as Craig2000.  Actually, you know what, it’s going to be Craigator2000!  This is an official proclaimation from the King James Cameron, for he has been the only one to obtain unobtainium… the hardtogetium… the elusivinium… the boardwalkium… the charizardpokemoncardium. Well, you know it.

Lets us explain to you why the King James Cameron has decided to proclaim Craig to be Craigator2000.

It was a calm Sunday afternoon.  The sun was bright but there were some folks inside an apartment looking at computers.

“Join our blog,” said Joe to Craig.

“Sure,” said Craig back to Joe.

So it was settled that Craig would become apart of the team.

The next day Joe set up Craig an account on WordPress.  It was a time of celebration.

Shortly, three or four days later, Craig finally registered his account.  It was another time of celebration.  For you see, our wolf pack had grown by one.

Deep into the night Craig toiled and feverishly crafted his first blog posts.  Little did he know he did not tag nor categorize his post.

“Bah!” he said to such things and with a click of his finger he posted.

Now the story turns down a bleak path.

“You know Craig, we didn’t discuss this earlier, but you need a transformer name to really be a part of the blog.  This will be your final step to obtain the elightenment,” said Joe to Craig.

“Oh,” said Craig.

“Yes. Elekon and I were thinking that you should be Craig2000, you know because you like 2000 so much,” said Joe.

“Oh,” said Craig.

“Yeah, it sounds cool,” said Joe.

“Well you see, I was thinking for along the lines of Craig-tron,” said Craig.

This was the end of that conversation.

The next day Joe attended a Royal Feast with King James Cameron.  They dined on ale and swine.

King James Cameron has a mightly god voice this causes him to whisper into Joe’s ear.

…

“Yes sire!” exclaimed Joe.

And the meal ended.

And that is how Craig got the name Craigator2000.

-Transcribed from the Oral Tradition by Joe-Tron and Elekon.

MS paint MONDAYS?!?!

This was made today. I know its not friday but here it is.

Paintbrush Sunday! (it wants to be MSPaint)

Elekon

Blasted Mac should come equipped with MS Paint, who needs MS Word, Microsoft needs to release MS Paint for Mac.

Meet Earl:

He’s a super cool being with a jetpack and khaki shorts.  He loves his khaki shorts.

Hehe

Hehe, for serious.

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